1 Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2 Marriage is love. Love is blind. Then marriage is an institution for the blind.
3 Marriage is an institution in Which a man loses His Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4 Marriage a three ring circus-engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
5 Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, They Both speak and the neighbors listen.
6 Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7 The son asks: "How much does it cost to get married, Dad?" Father: "I do not know son, I'm still paying for it."
8 Son: "Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man does not know His wife until he marries her." Father: "That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!"
9 They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
10 Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
11 When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy we wonder why.
12 Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
13 After marriage, husband and wife two sides of a coin Become. They just can not face each other, but still They stay together.
14 Before marriage, a man 'yearns' for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" Become silent.
15 It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
16 When a Man Opens the door of His Car for His wife, you can be sure of one thing-Either the car is new the wife is.
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